17 Phrases That Will Kill Creativity

Related (and well worth your time) watch David Kelley’s TED talk on How to Rebuild Your Creative Confidence:

Donald Miller’s take on the word “Integrity”.

Also from Donald Miller’s Storyline site an important little story about how something as simple as a cup of tea can save a person’s life. Every day life gives us opportunities for compassion and caring that can change lives, the question is, are we open to the challenge?

Seth Godin: The only purpose of customer service…

Nerd porn: 9-Billion-Pixel Photo of Milky Way (not the candy bar).

Also to be filed under “Things That Are Awesome” and a little closer to home: Ann Arbor Chalk Bomber.

From Wired: From AT-ATs to iPhones, Early Sketches of Iconic Objects.

Morgan Guyton: Unpaving the Romans Road.

A couple good one’s from McSweeney’s: 20012 BC – Where do the candidates stand on the issues?
and Guns for Food Stamps.

A more serious election-themed posting: Jane Mayer on The Voter-Fraud Myth.

James McGrath: The Bible and Economic and Social Justice:

“The land, Biblical authors regularly assume and sometimes state, is regarded as God’s, not anyone else’s. And so you are immediately demoted from landowner to tenant. And as such, it is not your decision what to do with crops grown on God’s land. That’s fairly consistently the view that the Biblical authors adopt.”

Fred Clark has a great post on Franklin Graham and the latter day politicization of the Billy Graham Evangelical Association. Also be sure to read his post breaking down the revisionist history of the evangelicals’ position on abortion.

If you are an iOS user, be sure and check out Google’s Voice Search

Josh Hale writes about The UMC Security of Appointment in light of the recent Judicial Council decision. (I need to get a post of my own written in conjunction with this and my own choice to take a voluntary leave of absence from the church… maybe that will be a project for next week).

Semi-related, Rev. Momma has a moving post on some of the challenges of ministry, especially in a new appointment.

Also semi-related, Michael Hyatt on The 3 Components of Job Satisfaction.

Found myself in the mood for old music by New Order this week:

Great thoughts (as always) from Seth Godin, check out his post on Civilization and The Curious Imperative – “It never made sense to be proud of being ignorant, but we’re in a new era now. Look it up.”

Semi-related: from Lifehacker: How to Spot Truth in the Sea of Myths, Rumors, and Lies on the Internet.

Donald Miller: In Life, Move Through the Fear Rather than Around It.

Taylor Burton-Edwards on the recent Pew study indicating that young people with no religious affiliation has risen from 15% to 19.6%:  “Nones” Rising – What Does It Mean for Us?

Fred Clark, looks at the theological implications (and fundamental limitations) of Calvinism through the lens of science fiction here, also check out his post on Mark Twain vs. Loy Mauch.

McSweeney’s: Brand Name Author, also awesome Allow Me to Evade that Specific Policy Question with Sweeping Generalizations about America.

Mike Todd: Part of the Solution, Or…

Thoughts on “amicable separation” in the United Methodist Church by Jeremy Smith, You Need a Left Wing and a Right Wing to Fly.

Lifehack.org: 16 Ways to Connect and Become Unforgettable.

Bicycling Magazine makes a good case that sometimes the biggest obstacles towards bike-friendly communities are cyclists being un-friendly.

Want better health? Try practicing forgiveness. The website, Good, reports that “Truly forgiving those who have wronged us is good for our health in myriad ways—it lowers blood pressure, improves sleep, and increases life span.“

New music from Matt & Kim:

Dearborn: Where Americans Come to Hate Muslims. Important and insightful article about the Detroit metro area. I’d know a little bit about Dearborn’s history, and Mayor Hubbard, but I had no idea Christian Arabs have been immigrating to the area since the 1880’s.

Bikes: Good for You, Good for the Economy.

Jay Voorhees: The Ministry of Resources

Richard Beck on the Hunger Games and Harry Potter: “Well, Christians, at least American Christians, are okay with murder but really, really scared of magic.”

Lifehacker: DIY Washing Soda – follow the links to see how to make your own washing machine detergent. I haven’t tried this, but some friends have and say it works great.

Roger Olsen: Whatever Happened to the “Evangelical Left”? On a similar note, I may be having a review of the book A New Evangelical Manifesto: A Kingdom Vision for the Common Good coming down the pipe in the next few weeks.

Fred Clark: Gatekeeper Gatecrashes a Wedding – great post on criticism of Brian McLaren officiating his son’s same-sex wedding. Also from Fred: A Documented Case of False Prophecy, on the evangelicalist fears surrounding President Obama’s election in 2008.

Lifehacker: How Can I Help a Friend Who is Spreading Malware? Disregarding the “help a friend” angle, there are some good basic computer security tips in there.

Jeremy Smith: The Hulk’s Secret is Discipleship’s Secret. I think Jeremy might be on to something there, even though I probably would have expressed it a little differently. As Christians, I think we need to claim our anger – it’s okay to be angry; I have to believe that it was anger that led Jesus to turning over the tables in the Temple. The question is what should we (or do we) get angry about, and how do we channel that anger for good? Bruce Banner wasn’t the Hulk 24/7, but he was willing to go there, when it mattered. Unfortunately the church is filled with angry people, but 99% of them seem to be angry at the wrong things, like the color of the sanctuary carpet, or children making too much noise during worship.

Seth Godin: Denying Facts You Don’t Like.

Want to look “manly” and “dominant”? Shave your head.

Love this – a newspaper in Iran fell victim to The Onion’s article saying that rural whites in the US preferred Ahmadinejad to Obama.

26 Ways You Can Heart Your Pastor.

Awesome new images of Saturn’s rings.

“White Flour!” and “Wife Power!” using humor to counter-protest the KKK.

How Reddit Became the Internet’s Vigilante Voltron.

Mumford and Sons… I read something recently that unfortunately I didn’t save so I can quote it accurately, but said, in effect Mumford and Sons makes great music that reflects their faith, but then the drop the f-bomb enough so they’ll never have to play at “Christian music” festivals…

It’s been a long time since I’ve put a roundup together, and it turns out to be a fairly short list, but hopefully this will get my back into a regular blogging routine…

I find myself really bothered by the whole “voter fraud” crackdown, as it seems to be a cheap ploy to curtail voting especially among minority populations and those in poverty. As The Atlantic reports, an extensive search of “illegal voters” in Florida found exactly 1 person (who happens to be from Austria and collects guns). Also from The Atlantic and worth reading, The Ballot Cops, takes a good look at the fine line between “observation” and “intimidation” and the long history of using these tactics particularly against minority groups. (Sara Silverman also has a few thoughts on this, you can find it here, it’s funny, but Sara does drop the f-bomb multiple times so not safe for work or people who are easily offended).

Emily C. Heath: How to Tell if Your Religious Liberty is Being Threatened in 10 Quick Questions.

Seth Godin: The People Who Came Before You. (The reason why more people don’t come to church? Maybe, because they’ve already been there… and the experience wasn’t good).

I’ll keep myself from commentary of Mitt Romney’s “47% of Americans” comment, but feel free to check out Fred Clark’s take (and additional links) on it.

Lifehacker: How to Opt Out of Facebook’s Newest Attempt to Track Everything You Do. I get why Facebook needs to do this from a monetary standpoint, and I can even understand the case of why additional information means more (better?) targeted advertising, but each step on this path makes me wonder more and more why I have a Facebook account.

Good: How to Start an Urban Farm in a Post-Industrial City. My friends in Cedar Rapids have already started a great urban farm project in their community, hopefully I can talk/help some friends serving churches in Detroit and Flint to do the same.

I’ve posted from Matisyahu on here before – a new album, Spark Seekercame out this summer, which I thought was pretty good. He looks very different without his Hasidic beard and locks, but still sounds great.

I’ve been meaning to write about this for a while, but Jeremy Smith’s recent couple posts on baptism fails, helped give me the push I needed to actually add my 2 cents to the blog.

The “standard practice” within the United Methodist Church for infant baptisms (as I have seen and done myself), is to invite the family to come forward at some point during the service, and then instruct the congregation to, “Please turn to page 39 in the hymnal.”

The congregation can then read along as the pastor offers the words of introduction, “Brothers and sisters in Christ: Through the Sacrament of Baptism we are initiated into Christ’s holy church. We are incorporated into God’s mighty act of salvation and given new birth through water and the Spirit. All of this is God’s gift, offered to us without price.” The congregation continues to read as the pastor follows the rest of the written liturgy, asking the parents the questions about their commitment to live a Christ-like life, and to raise their child in the same manner.

What follows is the problematic piece of the baptismal service, for me. The attention is then turned to the congregation and the pastor asks, as is written:

“Will you nurture one another in the Christian faith and life and include these persons now before you in your care?”

The congregation responds:

“With God’s help we will proclaim the good news and live according to the example of Christ. We will surround these persons with a community of love and forgiveness, that they may grow in their service to others. We will pray for them, that they may be true disciples who walk in the way that leads to life.”

The problem is that the congregation always reads that response as it is written, but not as it is intended. What is meant to be this beautiful statement of a congregation covenant, that I believe is an essential element of the sacrament, becomes this generic, awkward congregation response.

So here’s my appeal to my clergy friends – DON’T have the congregation “Turn to page 39” – they don’t need to read along with what you are saying – their eyes shouldn’t be on the book, they should be on the actions of this beautiful event taking place. They should be experiencing the moment, not reading along with it. In place of the “generic” congregation pledge, offer a specific, printed version – either in the bulletin, or on a projection screen that names the child. No longer will we “surround these persons with a community of love and forgiveness” from now on we need to name names:

“With God’s help we will proclaim the good news and live according to the example of Christ. We will surround Emma with a community of love and forgiveness, that she may grow in her service to others. We will pray for Emma that she may be a true disciple who walks in the way that leads to life.”

If you need to make it plural, make it plural; but let’s have the congregation say the names. Theologically, the whole point of baptism is about each person being uniquely named and claimed by God, and being held in covenant by the congregation. The “generic” congregational response doesn’t let that happen; while it is nice to expect the congregation to simply make the necessary changes to the printed italics, in a group setting, it just doesn’t happen, so we need to do the work for them – make the pledge personal.

One other note – this isn’t part of my “appeal” just a great idea I got from Rev. Greg Dell when I was in seminary (and regardless of what you may know or think of Greg, this is a great idea): Incorporate the act of baptism into the children’s message. What this means is that I always schedule the baptism right after the children’s message, but as part of the time with children, I bring out the pitcher of water and a cup, and have the children take turns to help fill the baptismal font. As I do, I remind them that this baptism is a sign of God’s love of the person being baptized, but we are also promising to help teach them, pray for them, and show them God’s love; assuming it is an infant (or young child) baptism, I tell the kids, “pretty soon (name) is going to be running around, going to Sunday School and VBS with you, and they’ll need your help – to be their friend and teach them about Jesus; and you’ll be able to say that you helped on the day they were baptized.” It also works great because often there will be siblings or cousins of the baptized child there, so they have a part to play in this special day.

As I’ve mentioned before, this has been a busy summer, and I’ve fallen away from regular blogging. I have been playing with making the switch to Blogger’s “dynamic views” interface – let me know what you think of the current design/format.

I fear it’s likely to be a pretty sporadic summer in terms of blog updates, until I get into some new routines, but here’s a round-up covering pretty much the last month…

Fred Clark on Mutuality Week and the Burden of Proof (make sure to follow the links to see some of the postings from Rachel Held Evan’s Week of Mutuality – there is some good stuff in there; although it is rather depressing that we are even still debating these topics related to gender inclusion in the life of the church).

Also from Fred Clark: I Never, Leviticus Edition

The Real Generation Gap – how Baby Boomers have been on the receiving end of government assistance all of their lives. Fascinating article which states:

“There are a lot of incredible things boomers have done for our country, and I admire and learn from many of them. But, history reveals a gaping leadership and responsibility gap between boomers and their parents. Somehow, some way, the shared generational value of baby boomers’ parents — that of civic investment and “paying it forward” through taxes and good governance — was not transferred to their children, who now, paradoxically, seem to want less government and less taxes, despite having spent the majority of their lives depending on big government and tax revenue.”

Roger Olson: What Does “Inerrancy” Actually Do?

Seth Godin: How to Succeed

Mark Engler: Keep Your Government Hands Off My Welfare State

Dan Dick: Cheapening the Church

LaRae Quy: 3 Ways to Find the Truth About Yourself

Wil Wheaton: Famous Novelists on Symbolism in Their Work and Weather it was Intentional

Jamie the Very Worst Missionary: Who Do You Think You Aren’t

Jonathan Coulton: Emily and David – I think Jonathan has some great insight into the future of intellectual property as it relates to music and far beyond. The issues are simply going to be much more complex in the years to come, but instead of fighting it, we need to find ways to embrace and adapt to the coming changes.

Lifehacker: Top 10 Ways to Upgrade Your Music Listening Experience

Also, music related, a new Looper album is apparently in the works. I know 99% of you who read this have no idea who Looper is, but Up a Tree is an amazing little album that 15 years later I still enjoy.

Geek Dad: These Lego Birds Aren’t Angry, Just Geeky (and pretty awesome!)

Scot McKnight: Baptists Chasing Methodists – and not in some game of denominational tag. The article talks about how, in the Southern Baptist Convention they are starting to see declines that parallel what the United Methodist Church has been experiencing over the last 40 years. Sometimes it seems like some in the UMC believe adopting a “theological purity” like the SBC would be the answer to all our problems, yet this trend shows that the issues surrounding membership and attendance are greater than notions of theological orthodoxy.

Semi-related (but not intentionally), Jeremy Smith asks,  Is the UMC the Rebellion or the Empire?

Also semi-related the Lewis Center Update points to the trends in the 2010 Religion Census Update

Shannon Karafanda: Church Hoarding. Good reflection about the propensity of churches to collect “stuff” that can never be recycled or thrown out, which then keeps us from moving forward in our mission. A good friend will be serving a new church this week and that is item #1 on his agenda – getting rid of all this unnecessary “stuff” that is crowding the hallways and filling the classrooms that has outlived it’s usefulness and is a power symbol for how the church has been stuck for some time.

Here’s Looper. I prefer the album version of this song to the one in the video, but it’s still good…

And we’ll do one more to give Jonathan Coulton some love too… I may have posted a version of this one before – an ode to zombies and business culture – Re: Your Brains:

Lots of catching up to do, so here you go…

Helpful tips from Ann Randers.

Dan Dick, back at the beginning of the month regarding General Conference: To Rainbow or Not to Rainbow and here he Looks Back at General Conference.

Fred Clark: David Barton says things that are not true. (Again, you have to go back to the beginning of the month when Barton was on The Daily Show; I was sorry to see John Stewart give Barton attention he doesn’t deserve).

Godin calls the business world to care more; good advice for the church, too. Also from Godin – Avoiding False Metrics – also good advice for the UMC. One more to check out – The Quickest Way to Get Things Done and Make Change.

Rev. Momma on Defending v. Defensive:

“I’m not interested in proof-texting or debating, I’m interested in relationship, in loving, and in sharing how my life has changed by Christ.”

To which I simply say, Amen!

From Lifehacker: Turn Your Cassette Tapes into MP3s. I’ve done this a few times with some my old radio recordings, but still have more to do.

Julie Clawson: Theology in the Dressing Room.

Adam Walker Cleaveland: Why Pastors Should Only Have 1 Facebook Profile.

Jay Voorhees posts An Open Letter to Bishop William Willimon – great reflection on the “trust problem” in the UMC; Jay also offers an important follow-up, I Love our Bishops.

Leilani Euper: Riding the Thunderbolt.

The Tyranny of Extroversion.

Taylor Burton-Edwards encourages us to Move Beyond the Death Metaphors for the UMC.

Is Mitt Romney a Unicorn?

Shawn Smucker: 35 Years in Church and I Still Don’t Know How to Respond to Poverty. Powerful and convicting reflection about how the church fails to equip people to “do ministry” and names the struggle we all face.

If You Build Bike Lanes, They Will Ride.

Millennials in Detroit.

Tough month for fans of 90s era college rock, Ween break up (there was a time at KRUI where it seemed like “Push the Little Daisies” was being played every hour), and much more significantly the loss of MCA from the Beastie Boys…